Welcome to Targy Twigs – the official online archive of Targy's glorious and ever-growing collection of sticks! By browsing this site, you agree to the following terms and conditions, designed to make sure everyone (two-legged or four-legged) is on the same page when it comes to sticks, fetching, and tail-wagging joy.
1. Stick Ownership
All sticks featured on this site are considered property of Targy, except in cases where they are secretly claimed by other neighborhood dogs, in which case, a high-pitched bark and an epic chase may be required to settle ownership disputes.
2. Stick Handling
While browsing our website, please refrain from attempting to claim any sticks for yourself. These sticks are carefully cataloged and have earned their place in Targy's prestigious collection. Unauthorized stick theft will result in an immediate bark alert from Targy and possible licking punishment.
3. Stick Photography
Photographs of Targy's sticks are for visual enjoyment only. Reproduction of stick images without permission may result in a playful growl or the sharing of embarrassing pictures of you (with no sticks).
4. No Stick Wars
We understand the competitive nature of fetch, but please, no stick wars on this website. There will be no barking, growling, or nipping at fellow site visitors. This is a peaceful stick zone, and Targy expects only friendly tail-wagging behavior.
5. Privacy Policy (of the Tail-Wagging Kind)
We take your privacy as seriously as Targy takes his stick collection. However, by using this site, you acknowledge that there may be an excessive amount of Targy's adorable face in photos, videos, and possibly your dreams. No personal data will be retrieved through tail wags, but feel free to submit your contact info if you'd like a Targy-inspired bark reminder.
6. Stick-Related Content
All content, including videos of Targy running after sticks and possibly rolling in mud afterward, is meant for your enjoyment and not for serious educational purposes. If you are looking for an actual guide on sticks, fetch, or dog toys, you may want to look elsewhere.
7. Liability Disclaimer
By viewing this site, you understand that Targy cannot be held responsible for any unprovoked urges to fetch a stick, the sudden desire to run outside, or an increase in stick-related purchases. This is your warning: Targy's stick collection may lead to excessive outdoor activities or an unreasonable obsession with fetching sticks.
8. Stick Donation (Optional)
Do you have a stick you believe could make a worthy addition to Targy's collection? While Targy generally prefers sticks found in the wild or freshly chewed, feel free to send your offerings. Targy accepts no responsibility for the stick's condition or its ability to withstand chewing for long periods of time.
9. Terms May Change (Just Like a Stick in a River)
Targy reserves the right to change these terms at any time, without notice. If these terms change, Targy will most likely wag his tail in approval. Should you disagree with any of the new terms, please redirect your complaint to the nearest park and throw a stick in Targy's direction for his consideration.